Your Friendly Saleslady: 2009

Thursday, June 18, 2009

FACELIFT in Studio City, CA 91604

Studio City home gets a Lady Schneider FACELIFT!!!

First, I POWERWASHED it, removed the dryed-out rickety-rack OLD shutters and Installed Brand Spanking NEW Shutters.

Then I Touched-up The Paint on the Front of The House, removed and re-painted The Porch Light (It's a Beauty!), Painted the Fence, Floor, and Wicker Chairs --so excited,the Homeowner bought new pillows. Went to THE BIG DEPOT and picked up an assortment of Succulents and planted them in the former box of dirt --- and, VOILA! A gorgeous Planter FILLED WITH SUCCULENTS!

Check out the BEFORE & AFTER PICTURES below! How about that SPARKLE and CURB APEAL!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

::: OVERALL Fashion :::

Eldin from the Murphy Brown Show

This Guy knew how to wear an OVERALL!!

Friday, May 22, 2009

::: Lady Schneider Success Stories #1-Assemble It:::

This Doggie Stroller sat in a garage in an unopened box for a year, and then I was called in to assemble it. Hours after the Stroller was put together, I received this photo in an email...

I could not keep from smiling... and Zoey (the dog) could not be happier!!

Lady Schneider

Assembly with a Smile

::: a Lady Schneider Testimonial #2 :::

"I know a lot of people claim the title, but Lady Schneider is truly the hardest working woman in Hollywood. She did everything that has been on my fix it/clear it/assemble it list. Her work was excellent and whereas usually if someone is here working I can't wait for them to leave, Lady Schneider was a pleasure to have around and I actually missed her when she was gone."

"She is cheerful and nice and does great work. What more can you ask of a Lady?"

Studio City, CA 91604

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

::: Lady Schneider Toots Her Own Horn :::

Lady Schneider Project- CLEAR GARAGE (comments from the clients)

"We just went into the garage (AGAIN) and said "It's incredible. Lady Schneider, you are a delight and a hero."

Thursday, May 7, 2009

::: Lady Schneider - Gets A Shout Out! #1 :::

"Hey, Schnieder was my role model for how to lead a masculine life! I figured LADY Schnieder is a great twist on an old favorite..."

HawleyHills, CA 90027

Sunday, May 3, 2009

::: the inspiration :::

Schneider from One Day At A Time

Who can resist a Bell Bottom!

Saturday, May 2, 2009

::: the competition :::

Alf & Ralph of Green Acres

Thursday, April 30, 2009

fountain CHI

It all starts here... place a fountain facing the front door of your house, and let it flow.

Big or Small its all CHI!

Testimonials

March 28, 2013
Alta Dena, California

Outdoor TEAK Furniture to SALE:

"Everything sounds wonderful. I trust your pricing. You are the selling wizard, not me.

Thanks for taking care of this so quickly. I have to say, with each thing I bring you to sell it's a little weight off my back. I love de-cluttering."

~ Catherine L

January 2011
Autotrader Transaction: $8250.00
TEXT from Gary & Cecilia After BUYING the 1999 LEXUS GS300

"It was very nice to meet u. we love the lexus. thanks for your thoughtfulness. god bless you. cecilia & gary"

July 2010
Houston, TEXAS

"Lady Schneider was a great help and support throughout the transaction. Being a relative e-bay and Paypal novice, it was great to be working with someone I found I could trust absolutely, and who took the time and effort to help me every step of the way; to help me reap the reward of the transaction and obtain a guitar which I have wanted to have for a long time. Thanks Lady S - it was a pleasure having you in my corner, even though you had no obligation to be there!"

Steve Goodchild
Service Manager Heavy Oil & Shell Canada EP

Houston, Texas
SOLD! - 1993 Collings OM3
Acoustic Guitar - $3050

August 2010
Sherman Oaks, CA 91423

Ever since we remodeled our house, I have been on a mission to root out (that is, sell for CASH) stuff that we no longer want/need/use, and I have discovered the most fantastic resource EVER in my friend "Lady Schneider."

She is a whiz at Craig's list and has made me nearly $1,000 smackeroos, selling a leather chair, an old phone system, a coffee table and a bed frame. All "gently used," and gathering dust in my back house! She takes a reasonable cut BUT does all the one-on-ones with the peeps, storing your crap and so you never even think about it until you just have found $ in your pocket

I know you think that SOMEDAY you'll go thru your closet, garage, attic and other scary storage space, but you won't. Stop pretending -- Seriously, you won't.

And nowadays if you try to sell your crap on Craig's list, more than likely you will be so fed up with the million people who email you and call you, 'My Dearest" or tell you that they will buy your shit for $5 but throw in an extra $50 and their secretary will bring you the money in gold bullions... YE GAHDS! It's a pimper's paradise, and Lady Schneider can amazingly cut thru all that bull. Because she's YOUR PIMP. Selling your goodies for cold, hard cash.

Don't hesitate - call the Lady TODAY! XO your friend Trudi who is a very satisfied customer & has the Craig's List FEVER!

February 2010
Los Angeles, CA 90065

God Bless Lady Schnieder !!!
With my busy schedule and my lack of E-Bay Knowledge I unsuccessfully attempted to sell some items on ebay with no luck!
After a month and a half of trying on my own I finally turned to Lady Schiender and the goods were gone within 3 DAYS!!! I had cash in Hand !!!!
She took care of everything from researching similar items for sale, photographing and placing adds for me, doing all the follow up and answering questions about the items, collecting payment and shipping ! I trusted her expertise in marketing on ebay and have always come out a winner!
Thank you Lady Schnieder,
Reed Davis